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[07 Feb 2005|07:41pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

Today I was looking through pictures from this time last year and I found a bunch of me with Sophia.
My first thought was "Fuck, my hair was long."
And my second was "Wow, we sure had some good times..."
Then I remembered how much I miss her.
So I looked at this livejournal in hopes of re-discovering some more good times,
but instead it depressed me because it hasn't been updated for seven months.
Then I realized I'd barely seen her in that long either.
And that makes me sad.

So the moral of the story is,
It's been too long since I reunited with my brown edition.
We should change that.
The end.
<3 Maggie
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[03 Jul 2004|10:07am]
[ mood | good ]

Holy Jesus. I totally slept over at Sophia's house on Thursday, and we went to the beach yesterday. I took only a few pictures, but they'll be up here someday. Maybe.

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[30 Jun 2004|11:05am]
i miss my albino edition :(

lets reunite.
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[20 Jun 2004|09:38pm]
[ mood | sad ]

I am totally missing my brown other half, even though I just saw it on Friday.

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[17 Apr 2004|11:02pm]
[ mood | excited ]

The Salers are going to the hill of wonder the day after today with The Albino one's Strong Dad and The Feast.

[Human Translation: Maggie and Sophia are going to Magic Mountain tomorrow with Maggie's Dad and little brother.]

You so wish you were us.

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4/4/04: The day The Salers took over the world [14 Apr 2004|08:35pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

The Salers Bring All The Boys to the Yard.

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-Maggie [The White One]

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[04 Apr 2004|08:27pm]
[ mood | awake ]

Maggie speaking. I'm at Sophia's house right now. We took pictures and stuff today...They might be up one day if we're not lazy asses. We might have a new userpic soon. I'm boring. I'ma go.


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[21 Mar 2004|07:35pm]
itz official, maggie has a shirt with an "s", as in my first initial, and i have a "libra" shirt, as in maggie's astrological sign. how spiff.

<33 Sophia
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[21 Mar 2004|01:55pm]
New userpic. What do you think?
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[20 Mar 2004|04:32pm]

Maggie thought this place needed an update. *updates*



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[09 Mar 2004|08:03pm]
[ mood | bored ]

some of the best things ever:

the new duck duck goose
she's nubs
comedy sportz, and their trading cards
victoria's secret bags
bikini juicy perfume
spermies-gummy candy
jesus action figure
peanut butter
having a feast, a johnnyxcage, and maria as siblings
summer school as salers
our clothing line

and there's like 10 million zillion more plus 3412938402 but those were just what came to mind at the time.

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[02 Mar 2004|08:57pm]

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[24 Feb 2004|05:14pm]
emo and screamo rhyme.

That's it.
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[16 Feb 2004|04:18pm]
Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band NameMarilyn Manson
TrademarkWell-Worn Doc Martens
Love InterestA Porn Star
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!


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[14 Feb 2004|07:08pm]
ok, so me maggie and dani are sitting in the car and maggie's playing tetris. when i realize:


you see, young cadet, van gough wanted everyone to be jewish, so he invented the tetris game. the pieces are artistic hebrew letters, and the music is old jewish tunes compressed together to form the tetris theme song. then, van gough felt guilty for making a game with such subliminal messages, so he kept hearing voices telling him what a bad man he was, and then he cut off his ear. you see, his jewish gang didnt approve of his subliminality, so they made him sacrifice his hear. and to this day, the tetris game continues to jew-ify people all over the world

the end.

oh yeah, me and maggie OFFICIALLY started out clothing line.

and oh yeah again, "it's a kilt" HAHAHHAHAHHA

--sophia the saler
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[09 Feb 2004|10:27pm]
[ mood | dead ]

Sophia and I now have a clothing line. I am not announcing the name publicly, for it has yet to be copyrighted, but it promises to be random randumb.

-El Maggio [o La Magatha]

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[08 Feb 2004|06:31pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Yeah, Yeah, as Sophia said, we went shopping yesterday. You already know that story. I dyed my hair again today, it's brownish red. Brown to represent my other half [El Sophia-o], and red to represent our favorite color. Plus, it makes me look UBER pale, so it also brings out the best in my albinoism. The other me keeps telling me to take pictures of my head, and I found that randumb until I remembered I had dyed my hair. OOH, last night I waitressed at the Murder Mystery and it was so awesome! The characters came out into the audience and at oone point, this one girl who was all weird was talking to this other girl who was all manly, and the weird girl was like "did you forget to shave this morning?" and the manly one was like, "excuse me?" and the weird one was like "I see some five-o-clock shadow, right there". And then, this other time, some guy character and a vegan character were arguing and he was like "OH YEAH?! well I ate a HAMBURGER! I ate GROUND BEEF today!" and the hippie girl was like "NOOOOO!" and "he was like "YES! Dead animal flesh!" and she plugged her ears and he was sceaming that at her and she was like "NOOOO! TO-FU! TO-FU! TO-FU! TO-FU! TO-FU! SOY!"Katelyn is gunna be mucho pissed at herself for not going. But Jenny and I talked to him [the reason thats shes gunna be mad at herself for not going], and he's randumb and uses unusual words like me and me! Anyway, you don't care about that, what DOES matter is i'm gunna try out for the school plays from now on, 'cause Hannah [who was in it] was indroducing me to random people in the play as "the best actress ever", which I found odd, because she hasn't seen me act very much...OOH! I'm getting the pictures of me and me developed as we speak, and we all know what that means. MM HMM! USER PICS!


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[07 Feb 2004|06:26pm]
well today was pretty kick ass, and last night was fun. went to the rec center last night, where i met up with the other saler and the rest of the "gang". the bands were pretty good. then today me and maggie and jenny went to the oaks, fun times, fun times. not only do we now have a hand signal for "dan", i also have a yoda/freddie face, and we've learned to refer to maggie's mom as gordon's mom, and my mom as maria's mom. and jenny knows how to offer altoids. i would say we accomplished quite enough.

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[05 Feb 2004|05:52pm]
[ mood | excited ]

yayyyy officially the frist entry in the lj shared by me (sophia) and maggie! let me just say that artwork of randumbness in the background was created by me and MAGGIE together in summer school, back in the days when we were salers, and in honor of our first entry, i think we need some background info on the salers:

The Tale of the Salers-Pt. 1

Now sit tight kiddies, as i tell you the tale of two very randumb salers

It was a long six months or so ago, and there were two young chillins standing at 7:30 am outside of a classroom.They realized they knew each other, and didnt know too many of the other cadets in class, so they sat next to each other.

And that was the start of the age of randumb salers.As their friendship grew, so did the importance of their era, the era of billywootism/cens*rshipism,.

the era was very demending. it demanded the written language to change as we know it, and it also had very severe punishments for those who did not abide by the rules. the era will live on forever, because as you know, it requires the prophets of billywootism/cens*rshipism, sophia and maggie, to take over the world. and when they do so, and they will indeed, the world will forever be in their immortal control.

and so began the days..........when we were salers.

you may have read that in my lj, but hey, reading it twice didn't kill the cat, gordon did.

and so, all in all, we have learned that MAGGIE ANDERSON and SOPHIA AHMED are the awesomest salers around, and you should add them to your intrests!


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